hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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