her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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