sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
