i just google imaged poop.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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