The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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