Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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