I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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