I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
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I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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