Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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