so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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