oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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