I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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