We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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