Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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