someone owes me an orgasm
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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