Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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