So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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