found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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