Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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