loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Found your dick twin last night
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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