well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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