And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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