the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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