maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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