I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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