I accidentally burped into my bong.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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