Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I wish there were birth control emojis
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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