Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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