I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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