...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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