some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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