I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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