Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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