how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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