do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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