worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
