he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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