Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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