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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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