He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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