You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I got chris browned last night
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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