I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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