How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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