Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I came so hard my ears popped.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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