just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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