Umm I'm too high to move.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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