called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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