Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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