Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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