You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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