Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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