Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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