i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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