I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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