I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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