Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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